Yeah, yeah...If I didn"t have you to hold me tightIf I didn"t have you to lie with at nightIf I didn"t have you to share my sighsAnd to kiss me and dry my tears when I cryWell I, really think that I wouldHave somebody elseSomeone else would doYour love is one in a millionYou couldn"t buy it at any priceBut of the 9 point 9 9 9 hundred thousand other lovesStatistically some of them would be equally niceOr maybe not as nice but say, smarter than youOr dumber but better at sport or... tracingI"m just sayingProbablyIf I didn"t have you someone else would doIf I were a rich manFiddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddlyI guess I would be with a surgeon or a modelOr any of the royals or a kennedyOr a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotelsIf I were a rich man maybe I would fiddleFiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girlsI"m not saying that I"d not love you if I was wealthy or handsomeBut realistically there"s lots of fish in the seaAnd if I had a different rod I would conceivably land someEven though I am fiscally consistently pitiableAnd considerably less Brad Pitt than Brad pitifulAm I really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love meAnd IProbablyIf I didn"t have you someone else would doLook, I"m not undervaluing what we"ve got when I sayThat given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fateIt"s obstruse to deduce that I"ve found my soulmate at the age of 17It"s just mathematically unlikely that at a university in PerthI happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for meAnd if I may conjecture a further objectionLove is nothing to do with destined perfectionThe connection is strengthenedThe affection simply grows over timeLike a flowerOr a mushroomOr a guinea pigOr a vineOr a spongeOr bigotry...or a banana,