I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.Disclaimer: This is just a joke, i do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.




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I like my coffee like I like my ladies Purchased cheaply after having been raised in exploitative conditions.Edit: wow, front page with an "I like my coffee like I like my women" joke. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!


I like my women like I like my microwaves... Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and willing and able to kill any baby I put inside them.


I like my women like I like my alcohol 12 years old and locked in the basementEdit:I like most things without dicks aswell


I like my women like I like my coffee. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.


I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.


I like my women like I like my marijuana... Chopped into tiny pieces and burned to ashes without the police ever finding out.


I like my women how I like my light bulbs... Not too bright, easy to turn on and hanging from electrical wire in my basement.


I like my women like I like my phones Thin, smart, imported from Japan, and in my pocket all the time.


I like my women as I like my pre-expansion universes So hot and dense that it violates the Pauli exclusion principle and demands a better understanding of the standard version


I like my women like I like my plastic wrap. Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested.


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I like my coffee how I like my women Dark, delicate, and shipped to me in a box straight from Colombia


I like my women how I like my... Napkins. One. Forever. Credit to my friend. We we"re eating at Freebirds.


How I respond when people make fun of me for liking Guiness I like my beer like I like my women. Black and heavy.




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