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That"s what I heard the going rate was, but I"m not entirely sure on that.My ex-roommate (the bi furry one, not the epileptic alcoholic scottish jehovah"s witness) has plans to.
umm yeah i dont think that works. when you lose a testicle they put in a prosthetic. and if you lose both you dont have kids. They dont like give you new nuts and then you pump out your own sperm.atleast i really dont think so.
That"s a bit more than I heard. 40K each was what a friend of mine was saying. He"s planning on getting both sold. Course, you produce a lot of testosterone there, but, hey.I told him when they offer him some different choices for fillers afterwards, he should opt for Brass inserts.Or, barring that, those chinese melody balls that chime when you shake them.
Haha, you mean those meditation balls that you rotate around in your hand, Mort?? That"d make for some soothing sex with the ladies
Just curious whose DNA the testicles would produce after transplant.Say that you are white, and got a testicle transplant, and then fathered a black kid. That"s a real "WTF?!?" situation.
Heck no.If a woman get"s $5,000 an egg, I want $5,000 per sperm, and a heck of alot more than $80k for half the factory.
For 80k they can have my peen too, it has done nothing but get me in trouble anyways
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Give me the money that Lance gets for his endorsements, and you got a deal. It isn"t $80k.
Heck no.If a woman get"s $5,000 an egg, I want $5,000 per sperm, and a heck of alot more than $80k for half the factory.
Not fair, just one of ur gonads could produce hundreds of children with the right woman, and you get paid more? pfft
Pros:I"m already snipped, so it"s not like I"ll be missing out on more kidsI"m a freakin" hairy bastard...perhaps a drop in testosterone would do me good in that department$80k...damn, that"d pay off half my mortgagemore aerodynamiceasier to shave?...maybe?Cons:testosterone shots...needles suck
Not fair, just one of ur gonads could produce hundreds of children with the right woman, and you get paid more? pfft
When they take your eggs, they don"t remove one of your ovaries
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" title="Plain Face " data-shortname="" />(I suppose removing one of your boobs would be a better comparison)Besides, I"d want to get paid $80,000 just to have the scalpel within an inch of my wang " title="Stick Out Tongue " data-shortname="" />
I wouldn"t. It would be like selling out a friend. You don"t really need the friend, but things wouldn"t be the same and I"ld feel like a bastard for selling him out...
hell yes I would, too bad I don"t have any.can I sell an ovary? " title="Stick Out Tongue " data-shortname="" />
Heck no.If a woman get"s $5,000 an egg, I want $5,000 per sperm, and a heck of alot more than $80k for half the factory.
Okay... but it"s not actually worth more... " title="Stick Out Tongue " data-shortname="" />See, you have to consider that men get about $200 for what is hopefully 80 million sperm/cc
Course they don"t tell you that the way the testicular donation is done is via the testing of the Automatic Anti-Salesman Testicle Crusher which is soon to hit the market.
for cash! yea. that"s one less to ITCH then
I would for that amount, I"m done having kids so I"d sell both, buy a yacht and sail off into the sunset
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80k buys a lot of beansand I am thru fathering kids , if I keep "em they will probably get me in trouble anyway
Course they don"t tell you that the way the testicular donation is done is via the testing of the Automatic Anti-Salesman Testicle Crusher which is soon to hit the market.
more details plz...ur the doc. if you aprrove of donating a testicle i might just have to concerder it
Make it about £100,000 and i"ll consider lending you some sperm, but i want it back.Seriously, who would want to give one away, for any amount. Surely it affects your bodily fuctions in some manner.

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Mabye if you have gotten a vasectamy (sp) and you dont ever think you will want to try to reverse it, you dont really need em...